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Welcome. To Hole Wednesday.
my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone
outfit for when you’re fishing with the boys
if you were wearing this all at the same time the bottom half of the shirt would get cut off and all you would see is “of course i cum fast” and a big ol bass
honestly? that’s funnier
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
why
everything is chrome in the future
thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld:
i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed
i wish this relatable character hadn’t been cut out of the Wizard of Oz
he brought me wendy
I ain’t grabbin that either